SOUTHERN LADY CODE – Helen Ellis SIGNED, 2019 HCDJ

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Southern Lady Code by Helen Ellis. SIGNED label pasted on front free endpaper as shown. From the 2nd printing of the stated First Edition by Doubleday with 2019 copyright.

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Description

From the Dust Jacket
Helen Ellis has a mantra: “If you don’t have something nice to say, say something not-so-nice in a nice way.” Say “weathered” instead of “she looks like a cake left out in the rain.” Say “early-developed” instead of “brace face and B cups.” And for the love of Coke Salad, always say “Sorry you saw something that offended you” instead of “Get that stick out of your butt, Miss Prissy Pants.” In these twenty-three raucous essays Ellis transforms herself into a dominatrix Donna Reed to save her marriage, inadvertently steals a $795 Burberry trench coat, witnesses a man fake his own death at a party, avoids a neck lift, and finds a black-tie gown that gives her the confidence of a drag queen. While she may have left her home in Alabama, married a New Yorker, forgotten how to drive, and abandoned the puffy headbands of her youth, Helen Ellis is clinging to her Southern accent like mayonnaise to white bread, and offering readers a hilarious, completely singular view on womanhood for both sides of the Mason-Dixon.

Publishing Info
Southern Lady Code by Helen Ellis. SIGNED label pasted on front free endpaper as shown. From the 2nd printing of the stated First Edition by Doubleday with 2019 copyright. The ISBN is 978-0-385-54389-7. This hardcover book measures 7-3/4″ x 5-3/8″ and has 203 numbered pages.

Condition
Enlarge the photo above. In near new unread condition. Stored in and ships from clean, smoke-free home.

Shipping
Generally sent the same day payment arrives. Unless you request otherwise, I will wrap the book in plastic wrap to help protect it from the elements, create a custom-made cardboard box to ship it in, and send via Media Mail with Delivery Confirmation tracking. See the shipping page for the cost to send a one-pound Media Mail package. Insurance is an additional cost as described. I am delighted to combine postage and insurance costs if you purchase more than one item. The second item may travel for free or just a few cents more — so it’s worth taking a look at my other items before you complete your order.

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