Description
From the Book Back
• “People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.” —Stephen King
• “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” —Lucille Ball
• “I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence. They have one marked brightness, but it doesn’t work, does it?” —Gallagher
Forget social commentary, ethical statements, or words of wisdom. These are quotations with a kick — bizarre thoughts, obscure observations, and fiendishly funny reflections — to make you laugh, often in spite of yourself, at the human condition and the world at large. An incredibly diverse assortment of famous people from the past and present, including Mark Twain, Jerry Seinfeld, Joan Rivers, Casey Stengel, Gloria Steinem, Albert Einstein, Bette Midler, Abraham Lincoln, Rita Rudner, and many, many others, speak their minds on parenthood, men and women, technology, art, sports, history, money, religion, politics, education, and much more. Whether you’re writing a speech, a toast, or a paper, or just want to tickle your funny bone, once you pick up this devilishly delightful collection, you won’t be able to put it down!
Publishing Info
Quotations With An Attitude: A Wickedly Funny Source Book by Roy L. Stewart. From the 2nd printing by Sterling Publishing Co. with 1995 copyright. The ISBN is 0-8069-0966-8. This measures 9″ x 5-7/8″ and has 160 pages, ending with an Index.
Condition
Enlarge the photo above. Some lighter handling/storage on the covers of the first copy. The spine has not been opened/creased. The pages are in very good condition with small (tea?) stain on page edges of closed book. No names or other markings found. From clean, smoke-free home.
Shipping
Generally sent the same day payment arrives. Unless you request otherwise, I will wrap the book in plastic wrap to help protect it from the elements, create a custom-made cardboard box to ship it in, and send via Media Mail with Delivery Confirmation tracking. See the shipping page for the cost to send a one-pound Media Mail package. Insurance is an additional cost as described. I am delighted to combine postage and insurance costs if you purchase more than one item. The second item may travel for free or just a few cents more — so it’s worth taking a look at my other items before you complete your order.
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